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Omegle

One of the easiest ways to troll people is through a site called omegle. On omegle you are paired with a random person in a chat room, where both parties are anonymous. 

There are several advantages and disadvantages to using omegle. The positives are obvious, its anonymous which allows for no consequences, its just you and the person so they cannot help but reading what you write, and you can click a button and move on when they catch on to your trolling. 

As far as negatives, the people have no reason to stay in the chat room so you have to be subtle in order to troll them for as long as possible, omegle is so saturated with trolls you have to be unique to stand out, and just like you they can click a button and move on when they catch on to your trolling.

REMEMBER: People of the people on omegle are really, really, really stupid. I cannot stress this enough. If you think of a way to troll people on omegle it will work. A while back I pretended to be a 16 year old girl on omegle and get peoples personal information, 1/10 people went as far as to give me their phone number. 

Although coming up with ways to troll people on omegle is super duper easy here are a few.

1. WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP (56.159.13.370) of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger cannot see this message.

Enter this in immediately when you get into a conversation. Something like this http://ScrnSht.com/vsoodd , thats just my first time entering it.

2. Use this (I know it doesn't look right, copy paste it the spaces should auto go in)

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                        IMMORTAL LEADER
                          OF OUR RACE

It gets reactions. I had someone once explain to me why being a nazi was bad. It was so great. Sadly I was laughing so hard I hit backspace. Make sure if you get into a debate with them over the validity of nazi philosophy you mention Phrenology and how it supports your racism.
(If you think I actually support nazism then you should probably not attempt any of these techniques as you are probably in a coma) 

3. Almost everyone on omegle is a man, and almost every man on omegle wants to have cyber sex with you. Pretend to be a 17 year old girl from cali and talk to them for a while. Eventually, if not right off the bat, they will ask for pictures. If they aren't asking flirt a little. When they finally ask for pictures tell them okay, use a lot of smiley faces (this makes them think you like them). Here's the trick stall a ridiculous amount saying you are getting your camera and such. People will sit staring waiting for you to post the link to a picture which will never come. You can also use this method to rickroll people.

4. Open two Omegle windows at the same time and have them converse with each other. I saw a program to do this but I can no longer find it. I'll try to make one this weekend. Make sure if you are doing this by hand you enter text into the box to signify typing when one of the people is typing.

Happy trolling everyone! Also if you are dumb enough to think that


Lawl oprah you so sily

trolindemphilosphers

Trolling kids being philosophical is super duper easy if you follow these two simple steps taught to me by Plato.

1. Bait.

Make sure they think you care about what they are saying and that they think you think they are making sense. A lot of people when they are trying to be philosophical don't make sense or make very little sense, pretend they are. Nodding and saying umhum helps here a lot.

2. Question.

Make sure you wait until they have finished making a point before you respond. If they try to let their point go by uncontested make sure you say something like "wait" or "stop to ensure you are able to say something. Always respond with a question, particularly one that is hard to answer.  Questions put people on the defensive which is where you want them to be, constantly having to justify themselves. 

This question can take numerous forms:

You can slide down a nice slippery slope.

Them: Women should be able to choose whether or not to get an abortion.

Me:  So killing babies is okay?

Them: Abortions are wrong.

Me: What if the baby came as the result of a rape? Are you advocating for the spread of rape genes?

You can say false things.

Them: Marijuana should be legalized.

Me: Doesn't marijuana kill brain cells?

You can appeal to authority

Them: We should cut taxes.

Me: How do you know better than the government?

You can insult them.

Them: Bread is a wonderful food.

Me: Um are your parents related?

ECT

Remember your purpose is to make them angry not to make sense. If you run out of things to think about keep asking "why?" eventually they will not have a reasonable answer. Good luck trolling.

Two videos talking about why questions:

stand up

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4u2ZsoYWwJA&t=7m35s

WATCH THIS ONE SO GOOD

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMFPe-DwULM

UNRELATED SUPER GOOD SONG

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ithappens

I was asked to write about things I have done in the past to troll. I have so many stories that I cannot write them all down in one blog so in the next few blogs I'll tell a few

Back about 3 years ago I was bored and started messing around with my phone, I realized there were many options people didn't know nor care about. I started messing around with options such as changing the phones language there was serious potential to annoy people. It first started by putting my mothers phone into french, she was so confused and annoyed that it inspired me. For the next year whenever someone left their phone unguarded I would change it into Spanish, or French if it was offered by the phone, on rare occasions there would be a setting for Portuguese which would make me very happy. One day it took someone longer than usual to notice their phone was stolen so I began to look at other settings. One stuck out to me. Minutebeep. The. Best. Phone. Setting. Ever. I looked up what minute beep was that night and learned it was a function which caused the phone to beep every minute to enable the user to know how long the call was to regulate minutes. I began doing it to peoples phone along with changing the language (everyone knew I changed peoples phone languages by now, most knew how to change it back). This allowed the changing of minute beep to go unnoticed. One day was talking to a friend and told her about minute beep and its glory. She immediately punched me. "What the hell, that was minute beep! I thought the FBI was listening to my phone." Text cannot convey the seriousness in her tone. Although I cannot say how other people reacted I'm sure it annoyed them.

Note I would like to point out too many people know how to fix this phone stuff so it is not really feasible to do it anymore.

Freshmen year I was bored during. I decided to device a technique to a annoy a friend of mine. After some thought I decided I would make a scavenger hunt. It took a little while but I made 15 relatively tricky clues which would take him all over the building including into the library where I told him the next clue was on page 89 or so of a 9 volume encyclopedic. The clues were made it was time to set the trap. He put his backpack in front of his locker as he does every freeperiod and I quickly stole it away and hid it. I walked up to him and asked him where his backpack was. He simply said "Dax what the $#@# did you do with my backpack" after which I handed him the clue. He spent that entire period following the clues the final of which simply lead him back to his locker.

Stay trolin friends.

Is dis too far?

whyyoudodat

Last night I began to write a post for this blog. I was a significant portion of the way through when the power shuts off. I immediately freak out and run upstairs (my room is in the basement) to see whats up. Only half of the house has no power which is strange, I get my father who is located in our RV positioned right outside the house. He comes inside resets the circuit which is located directly at the top of the stairs leading to the basement relatively in front of my room door. As I go back into my room I notice it is hot, I think nothing of it. I start up my computer to find all of my progress is gone and with no other option begin to redo the entry.

After about 10 minutes of work my power shuts off again. At this point I am extremely angry. I go get my father again who resets the circuit again and says I have too much plugged into my room and that I should unplug every thing because I am overloading the fuse (if I am using the wrong lingo forgive me). I unplug everything except for my computer, turn it on again and attempt once more to do the entry. I'm not even 5 minutes into writing it again when the power goes off again. I give up on the entry tell my dad to fix it and go to sleep.

The next day I learn that my father left my basement steam room (yeah I don't know why we have one we also have a sauna and jacuzzi for some reason) on and the door to it open for an hour which caused the steam to most likely cause the power in my room to go out. Such ridiculousness. So instead of what I had planned I shall give you a few ways to troll people.

One way to make people a little angry, but not too mad is by messing with things they do subconsciously. People are constantly doing things they are unaware of. If you make them aware of these things it can be really annoying. "The Game" really an extension of this you are in a constant state of not being aware of it until it is mentioned to you and then it annoys you until you can forget it (if you don't know what "The Game" is good for you).

One example of this would be if I walk up to you and say "you are now aware you are breathing". Just by reading this you are now thinking about your breathing and doing it consciously. Heres a few more:

You are now breathing manually. You are also blinking manually. You itch in one place. Your nose is blocking your vision. Your tongue is fitting awkwardly in your mouth. You now have Final Countdown stuck in your head. Thank you for playing the game and have a nice day.

Try to only use one at a time otherwise they forget about the others.

iamnoooottrolin

 “Some men just want to watch the world burn.” Benjamin Franklin