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Omegle

One of the easiest ways to troll people is through a site called omegle. On omegle you are paired with a random person in a chat room, where both parties are anonymous. 

There are several advantages and disadvantages to using omegle. The positives are obvious, its anonymous which allows for no consequences, its just you and the person so they cannot help but reading what you write, and you can click a button and move on when they catch on to your trolling. 

As far as negatives, the people have no reason to stay in the chat room so you have to be subtle in order to troll them for as long as possible, omegle is so saturated with trolls you have to be unique to stand out, and just like you they can click a button and move on when they catch on to your trolling.

REMEMBER: People of the people on omegle are really, really, really stupid. I cannot stress this enough. If you think of a way to troll people on omegle it will work. A while back I pretended to be a 16 year old girl on omegle and get peoples personal information, 1/10 people went as far as to give me their phone number. 

Although coming up with ways to troll people on omegle is super duper easy here are a few.

1. WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP (56.159.13.370) of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger cannot see this message.

Enter this in immediately when you get into a conversation. Something like this http://ScrnSht.com/vsoodd , thats just my first time entering it.

2. Use this (I know it doesn't look right, copy paste it the spaces should auto go in)

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                        IMMORTAL LEADER
                          OF OUR RACE

It gets reactions. I had someone once explain to me why being a nazi was bad. It was so great. Sadly I was laughing so hard I hit backspace. Make sure if you get into a debate with them over the validity of nazi philosophy you mention Phrenology and how it supports your racism.
(If you think I actually support nazism then you should probably not attempt any of these techniques as you are probably in a coma) 

3. Almost everyone on omegle is a man, and almost every man on omegle wants to have cyber sex with you. Pretend to be a 17 year old girl from cali and talk to them for a while. Eventually, if not right off the bat, they will ask for pictures. If they aren't asking flirt a little. When they finally ask for pictures tell them okay, use a lot of smiley faces (this makes them think you like them). Here's the trick stall a ridiculous amount saying you are getting your camera and such. People will sit staring waiting for you to post the link to a picture which will never come. You can also use this method to rickroll people.

4. Open two Omegle windows at the same time and have them converse with each other. I saw a program to do this but I can no longer find it. I'll try to make one this weekend. Make sure if you are doing this by hand you enter text into the box to signify typing when one of the people is typing.

Happy trolling everyone! Also if you are dumb enough to think that


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